Look at this cute fucking thing.
I want twenty of them.
OMFG BABY
oh wow that’s SO cool i’ve never seen one of these before
why did scientists make that pokemon crossover app real life
om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
It’s kinda cute but at the same time really terrifying.
gimme
Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)
okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.
has anyone listened to this?
it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.
this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.
whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels
ugly crying
(via livingtombstone)
(Source: thefrogman, via special-snowflake-hall-of-fame)
Yahoo has eyes to buy Tumblr but Facebook may swoop in and make the purchase.This is why we can’t have nice things.
I can’t wait to see the mass egress if either of these god damn companies gets their hands on Tumblr. And by “can’t wait” I mean I’ll be one of those leaving. >:/
There’s no gif in my collection that can accurately show the amount of why I’m feeling
given the choice… I’d go with Yahoo. Facebook would murder the site.
(via joannablackhart)
i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
(Source: oldmanhoho, via lackadaisicalsatire)
crocheted Shoggoth
by Nik Tardew
EEeeeEEeeeEEEEEEeee!
(via nudityandnerdery)
Me: -makes rape joke-
Feminist: Omfg you’re the scum of the earth why would anyone make a joke about rape you’re just adding to the rape culture!!11!1!111(shift+one)!!!!!1shift111!!1one
Then, suddenly…
Feminist: -makes genocide of all men joke-
Me: …. So joking about killing all men is okay, but a joke about rape isn’t?
Feminist: Omg there has never been genocide of all men it never existed thats why its okay to joke about it. Rape exists so its not okay
Well, then…
(via abuttmaleprivilege)
fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.
OH
MY
GOD
And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via lackadaisicalsatire)
